GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,

half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America,

well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France,

gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,

with a glorious and all conquering past..

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia,

lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia,

very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet.

Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like a Middle Eastern country - ruled by a dick.