During
a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to
you."
Everyone
in the bank laid down quietly. This is called :"Mind Changing Concept”
Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When
a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please
be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This
is called :"Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When
the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother,
let's count how much we got."
The
older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much
money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us
how much we robbed from the bank!"
This
is called :"Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper
qualifications!
After
the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the
police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10
million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have
previously embezzled from the bank”.
This
is called :"Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to
your advantage!
The
supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This
is called :"Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than
your job.
The
next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only
took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers.
It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This
is called: "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The
bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are
now covered by this robbery.
This
is called :"Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So
who are the real robbers here?
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